| A Review of: The Rule of Last Clear Chance by Helen McLeanThe characters in Judith McCormack's short story collection The
Rule of Last Clear Chance are human beings rich in spirit-people
who can open themselves fully to the "achy, high-wire joy"
that follows the birth of a child, or the pleasure of so simple a
thing as "one of those sleepy, sunny weekends when the drone
of lawnmowers on crewcut grass make it seem as if time is eddying
around, instead of proceeding in the usual brisk line." But
they also have the courage to face pain, as when a miscarriage
occurs, or a beloved husband dies in a freak accident, or when
forced to confront the sort of disillusionment an aging mother
endures when she acknowledges that her adored son has "grown
up to be a real jerk."
A prevailing theme throughout these tales is the frailty and
powerlessness of human beings in the face of nature's inscrutable
workings and the hazards that chance tosses like hand-grenades into
the middle of their lives. In each of two separate stories about
pregnancy, uncaring Fate snaps her fingers; one woman unexpectedly
produces twins, while another sees her hopes end in "corkscrews
of red ink hanging in the water in the toilet." In "Plural",
teenage twins get drunk on beer and survive behaviour that could
could easily have resulted in their deaths, while in "Choke"
a man dining in a restaurant asphyxiates on a bit of potato, although
he might have survived if the ambulance rushing to his aid hadn't
crashed into a taxi whose driver failed to hear its siren because
"he had turned up the radio in his empty cab so that he could
sing along with Aerosmith at the top of his lungs."
McCormack's stories are laced with humour and wit, and even in
darker moments the interior thoughts and dialogues of her characters
are frequently very funny. In the story that gives the book its
title, junior lawyer Andrea, who has been poring over legal books,
wants to take a break because "half of her brain synapses are
curled into little balls and sucking their fingers, while the other
half would like to go drinking." Her colleague and lover, Liam,
is a pale man with translucent skin; "If you look hard enough,
he says, you can probably see my pancreas." Andrea knows her
relationship with Liam is unwise, because of "his career path,
which is almost as substantial as a third person." She suspects
that he is sleeping with her in part "because she is handy and
quick, a snack of a relationship, something to nibble on between
gulps of law and ambition."
Frank, manager of the fish counter in a supermarket, is less
articulate and harbours thoughts that are more simply expressed,
but what swirls in his head is equally funny. He had supposed that
getting older was going to be a gradual process. "This is it.
Get ready. It's about to start." But instead age has come
"in sudden jerks, like a used car hiccuping down the street."
He had "bobbed along for years on a cushion of optimism, a
cushion stuffed with vague expectations," and when that cushion
began to thin out "it reminded him of a label he had seen on
a life jacket once: this device loses buoyancy over time."
"Plural" is narrated by one of a pair of twin boys who
examines the phenomenon of twinhood with wonderful humour. "Could
we tell which were our own arms and legs? Did we know that there
was an other in there?" The boys have been told so often that
twins have a secret language that "we thought that maybe we'd
had one, and had just forgotten about it." The narrator-twin
is convinced that if there is something wrong with his brother it
would be his fault, or at least his responsibility to fix it.
"There was only a finite amount of personhood between us, and
if he was missing something, it must be because I had taken it."
McCormack commands the English language the way Pascal Roget handles
the piano keys-with an apparent effortlessness in which technique
is so solid as to be a given. In these stories optimistic individuals
may become fearful and intelligent ones do stupid things, but the
author presents them always with unpatronising tenderness.
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