| A Review of: The Boy From Earth by M. Wayne CunninghamBoys, girls, moms, dads, even grams and gramps will go gaga with
the giggles in following the topsy-turvy escapades of
thirteen-and-half-year-old earthling, Alan Dingwall, and his ET
pal, Norbert, the wisecracking mini-me Jupiterling. The two have
been hilariously cavorting about in three previous volumes by
Cobourg, Ontario author Richard Scrimger, ever since mighty-mite
Norbert landed his teeny-tiny spaceship in the nose hair of Alan's
nostril. From his nasal command post he has been barking orders at
Alan, issuing edicts to him and unabashedly telling people where
to get off, much to Alan's chagrin and frequent embarrassment.
Now, Alan has mysteriously shrunk to Norbert's atom-like size and
the two are launched towards Norbert's home planet, Jupiter. They're
headed there because unbeknownst to Alan, he's the Hero First Class
named in a Jupiterling prophecy, and he and his pal are off to
rescue Norbert's beloved girlfriend Nerissa from the evil clutches
of the Black Dey. As the avenging knights follow the Dey, Alan
learns Norbert is really a Jupiterling prince with a Queen-mom who
behaves remarkably like his own mother, telling him what to do and
when to do it. "I can't stand her goodbyes," Norbert says.
"She'll kiss me, and then she'll yell at me. Then she'll do
them both together." But if Alan finds mothers are alike he
also learns Jupiter isn't at all like earth. And its inhabitants
are as fantastic as any child's imagination could make them.
Who but a child, for instance (or an adult like Scrimger with an
award-winning child-like imagination), would conjure up a receptionist
at the Bogway Park Lodge who's a green, long-fingered, long-legged
frog named Wilma with a love for baseball equalled only by her love
for her human daughter, as homely as all get out to her, but a near
goddess to Alan? And how can Alan get mistaken for baseball great
Fred McGriff? And what about the Jim from the gymnasium and his
growly gruff brother, the Dale? Or the four knights of the Ich named
Sir Mount, Sir Prise, Sir Vey and Sir Mise? The wordplay is part
and parcel of Scrimger's delightful sense of humour that also warps
puns into chapter titles like Gifts of the Mad Guy, Say It with
Showers, and Not Peas but a Sword. And he's got just enough irreverence
and sexual innuendo in his characters' conversations to titillate
the younger teen crowd without resorting to vulgarity.
The fast-paced plot makes for page-turning action, often with
surprising and fun-filled twists and turns as Alan and Norbert
squabble with each other, unite to fight for the right, and while
slip sliding away in their magical Flying Slippers, sword fight
with the Dey's minions, who are invisible except for their hands.
Despite his designation as a hero, Alan is reluctant to assume the
hero's role and becomes even more so with the surprising revelation
of just how similar he is to the Black Dey. But when he gets a
frantic SOS from Norbert and Nerissa to come rescue them, what can
he do but hold up his sword with "its silver clean blade ...
as bright as a mirror" and "jump into the pool" on
his way to his next adventure? It's guaranteed that his many fans
and new-found friends won't be far behind.
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