Artistic License: Three Centuries of Good Writing and Bad Behavior
by Brooke Allen 244 pages, ISBN: 1566636655
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It was the book's sub-title that spoke to me: Three Centuries of Good Writing and Bad
Behavior. Those feelings of apprehension, envy, and even animus that can threaten when
first cracking the spine of a review copy were instantly banished by spiking levels of
prurient interestùan interest that peaked with my reading of the author's preface. Brooke
Allen writes: "The Western literary tradition, it seems, has been dominated by a sorry
collection of alcoholics, compulsive gamblers, manic-depressives, sexual predators, and
various unfortunate combinations of two, three, or even all of the above." She continues:
"[O]nly the habitual perversity of the pedagogue could have turned this rogues' gallery of
weirdos into the dim procession of canonical 'dead white males' that now sends college
students to sleep."
Allen's apparent purpose, I feared, might drive the more salacious members of her
audience nearly demented with pleasure. She would launch a 244-page Lit Crit raid on
the dungeons of academe, liberate all those radicals, insurrectionists, and plain ornery
SOBs from ages past, and unleash them, enlarged and vivified, onto a trembling and
titillated public. Her book would double as an encyclopaedia of villainy, a malignant little
tome filled with three hundred years' worth of fiends, deviants, and delinquents whose
antics would both delight and instruct.
After a more thorough inspection, however, the reader's exultation sours to
remonstration. Why, why, does the book contain an essay on Jane Austen, "a highly
religious woman . . . exceptionally kind" who "led an uneventful life"? What is L. Frank
Baum of the Oz novels, "sweet-natured . . . a loving husband and father. . . reasonable
and liberal", doing in such a book? And why is there a piece on Gerald and Sara Murphy,
not writers at all but "the beautiful couple" in 1920s C(te d'Azurùwealthy, gracious,
generous, and perhaps a little nanve, who befriended and supported the callously
unappreciative Fitzgerald and Hemingway? Where's all this Bad Behavior we were told
lurked inside?
There is, to be fair, a piece on George Gordon, Sixth Lord Byron, that capricious, pan-
sexual libertine (or as Allen rightly puts it, "one of the great shits of history"), but his is a
legacy that's in little need of resurrection or reassessment. What about those
Mephistophelean figures of lesser reputation? Why couldn't our author have given us,
say, Richard Savage, the poet and playwright, mentor to a young Samuel Johnson, who
killed a man in a coffeehouse brawl and died in debtors' prison? Give us Knut Hamsun,
Nobel Prize winner and hectoring lunatic, whose almost unbearably distressing novel,
Hunger, dwarfs in its impact all the outrT, on-page stylings of contemporary bad boys like
Bret Easton Ellis or Will Self. Give us Jean Genet, thief, prostitute, and vagabond, whose
novel, Our Lady of the Flowers, shocked Parisian society with its explicit sexual content
and galvanised the Left Bank intellectuals who would go on to champion his work. Give
us Mary Lamb, Tobias Smollett, Ernest Dowson, Delmore Schwartz, John Fante, Paul
and Jane Bowles, or Malcolm Lowry. History teems with dangerous or otherwise
transgressive writers; surely more appropriate subjects than some of those selected could
have found their way into this collection.
In addition to the Austen, Baum, Murphy, and Byron pieces mentioned earlier, Allen
gives us fourteen others that divulge, sporadically, biographical detail of varying
naughtiness. Samuel Pepys fondled his maids. William Makepeace Thackeray
squandered a handsome inheritance on wine parties and cards. Wilkie Collins drank and
ate his way to liver disease and gout. Henry James wrote a surpassingly cruel critical
attack on a friend that may have driven her to suicide. Particularly impressive in the
annals of author misconduct is Laurence Sterne, penurious electioneer, agnostic priest,
and philandering consumptive whose bawdy masterpiece, Tristram Shandy, has the
singular distinction of having influenced both Nietzsche (who called Sterne "the most
liberated spirit of all time") and Monty Python (whose performances, Allen points out,
are indebted to Sterne's "peculiarly English species of humour").
Allen revels in such details, and she has a talent for marshalling the pertinent facts to
expose her subjects' idiosyncratic or paradoxical elementsùthe better to reveal their
humanity. Her language is a potent blend of the academic and the colloquial, perfect for
her capsule indictments of some truly reprehensible characters. (William Saroyan is
deemed "a monster of narcissism . . . a devouring egomaniac, a clinical paranoiac" and
elsewhere, most signally, "a case study in the limits of raw talent.") Moreover, she boldly
advances arguments that smash head-on into received critical wisdom (for instance,
James Boswell, long held to be "a toadying sycophant" and "glorified stenographer", is
here reborn as a figureù"very recognizably a man of our own world"ùwhose literary
eminence begins to eclipse that of his own receding biographical subject, Samuel
Johnson.)
And yet, all this information, all this critical revision, ultimately raises more questions
than Allen is permitted to answer. Every essay in Artistic License originally appeared in
the New York Times Book Review, The Hudson Review, and The New Criterion, or
served as the introduction to a Barnes & Noble Classic edition. It's mostly old
journalism, then, with many of the pieces feeling frustratingly short; you can sense the
author's intelligence surging against the strictures of the essays' modest formats. We
never get any extended meditations on the most pressing matter: namely, why the
catalytic connection between talent and destructive behaviour exists at all.
Allen states in her preface "that there is no such thing as an 'artistic temperament'; there
never has been." The comment seems disingenuousùan excuse in advance, perhaps, for
the book's failure to offer up the uniformly bad behaviour its cover copy promises. There
may not be a single temperament, but there is one that supersedes all othersùthe one that
impels artists to court ruin so they can bring us the truth. Think of all the uncountable
writers of the past hurling themselves against sceptical peers, condemnatory families, a
hostile state, or an indifferent public, enduring poverty, battling addiction, weathering
periods of intense self-loathing and self-doubt, chasing "the divine spark of madness" as
Allen puts it, and all so that they might catch and crystallize for us a small piece of
recognizably authentic experience. So many lives wracked and forsaken: they are owed
more than a batch of repackaged book reviews, however formidable their author. As I
finished reading Artistic License, I found myself wishing, unavailingly, that Allen had
used these essays as a starting point for a more searching and in-depth book on this
subject.
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